Tuesday night one of the season's most eagerly awaited drop-ins, Neil Diamond, will visit the Idol stage, taking the remaining five back to a groovy land that disappeared long before they were born.
Tuesday, April 29, 2008
Sunday, April 27, 2008
Mr. Neil Diamond for Pres of the U.S of F-ing A
Neil Diamond by ~kateburningMy fellow Americans, I admire both Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton as much as the next mildly well informed Democratic white guy. Yet at a certain point, isn't enough finally enough? Whether we choose to accept it or not, the time has come for men and women of good faith to begin the painful but necessary process of looking elsewhere for the perfect consensus candidate who can reunite our party and ultimately our country this coming November.
With all that in mind, I have come here today not simply to say "Hello Again," but rather to declare that our search for the next American President need go no further than American Idol this week. Ladies and gentleman, on behalf of one Jew from the great state of New Jersey now living in the Hollywood Hills, I proudly pledge all of my non-existent delegates to a true American Idol among us, the next President of these United States -- Mr. Neil Diamond, everybody!
With all that in mind, I have come here today not simply to say "Hello Again," but rather to declare that our search for the next American President need go no further than American Idol this week. Ladies and gentleman, on behalf of one Jew from the great state of New Jersey now living in the Hollywood Hills, I proudly pledge all of my non-existent delegates to a true American Idol among us, the next President of these United States -- Mr. Neil Diamond, everybody!
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